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"Words of Wisdom" sent to me

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he
will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably
worth it.

If you drink, don't park; accidents cause people.

Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back
in your pocket.

Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side and a dark side, and it
holds the universe together.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That
way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you





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Post by Allen »

That was good Kat, thanks for sharing that! I like the one about walking a mile in someone's shoes :lol:
"He who cannot put his thoughts on ice should not enter into the head of dispute." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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Ok i found this and it fits...lol
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I think the skydiving one is my favorite ! Way to go Kat !


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Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them more.

It does not require many words to speak the truth.

If you give a woman an inch, and she will try to park her car in it.

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.

The difference between genius and stupidy, it that genius has its limits.

Never remove a fly from your friend's forehead with a hatchet.

Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will have me as a member.-- Groucho Marx

When you remember that we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.--Samuel Clemmens (Mark Twain)

Never argue with idiots. They will bring you down to their level, then overwhelm you with their experience. --Dave Johnson

Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams. --Mary Ellen Kelly
"He who cannot put his thoughts on ice should not enter into the head of dispute." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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:idea: Oooo! Those are good! And some attributed! Way To Go!
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If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens to kill themselves, is it considered suicide or a hostage situation?

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.-- Albert Einstien:cool: :butterfly:
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