I translated Lizzie Borden took an axe into several "languages" and here was the outcome. Warning, politically incorrect humor ahead!
Redneck:
Lizzie Bo'den took an axe, Gave her Mammy fo'ty whacks, When she sar whut she had done, She gave her Pappy fo'ty one.
Jive:
Lizzie Bo'den took an axe, Gave ha' moda' fo'ty whacks, When she saw whut she had done, She gave ha' Big Daddy fo'ty one.
Cockney
Lizzie Borden took an axe, Gave 'er muvver forty wacks, Wen she seen wot she 'ad done, She gave 'er favver forty one.
Elmer Fudd
Wizzie Bowden took an axe, Gave hew mothew fowty whacks, When she saw what she had done, She gave hew fathew fowty one.
Swedish Chef
Leezzie-a Burdee tuuk un exe-a, Gefe-a her muzeer furty vhecks, Vhee she-a sev vhet she-a hed dune-a, She-a gefe-a her fezeer furty oone-a.
Moron
Lizzie Borden took an axe, uh uh uh, Gabe heh modeh f'ty whacks, duuhhhh, When she saw what she had done, uh uh uh, She gabe heh fadeh f'ty one.
Pig latin
Izzielay Ordenbay ooktay anyay axeyay, Avegay erhay othermay ortyfay ackswhay, Enwhay eshay awsay atwhay eshay adhay oneday, Eshay avegay erhay atherfay ortyfay oneyay.
Then I translated the first page of the forum. Oh, my gosh, what fun. For your viewing pleasure, the Lizzie Borden Society Forum in Redneck! Top and bottom part.
http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/
