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I wonder if Lizzie suffered from an ax-iety disorder or perhaps, Borden-line personality disorder :lol:
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I agree! And I like this stuff but I'm not good at it.
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Good Pippi, or maybe she just had Acid Re-fl AX?
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oooo that mutton did it!! Nancy that was good :lol:
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axe me and I will tell you no lies? :oops:
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I hear Lizzie took her bedroom by Emmanent domain. . .
I've met Kat and Harry and Stef, oh my!
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Andrew and Abby used to have to yell at her to turn her cl-ax-ical music down...
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Oh this is good! I'm very entertained! :smile:
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Her last fortune cookie ax-tually said her lucky numbers were 40 and 41.


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Andrew had no GILT!

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Post by Allen »

Maybe she ax-identally killed Abby while trying to swat a fly...with a hatchet... :roll:
"He who cannot put his thoughts on ice should not enter into the head of dispute." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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...and swatting...and swatting...and swatting...


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Or maybe Nancie her Ax-id reflux kept flaring and flaring...lol
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Or maybe Nancie her Ax-id reflux kept flaring and flaring...lol
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oops...sorry hit the back button...lol
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I still think the murders were planned differently and didn't go as AX-pected.
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A-pear-antly so...


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Post by 1bigsteve »

It was Abby-dently a hatchet job and Lizzie was up to her axe in trouble but just barn-ly got away with it. Poor Ax-bby and Ax-drew. They didn't realize they were ax-ing for it. If they had only taken some l-ax-ative they might have been more ax-greeable people. Or ax-least easier to get ax-long with. But ax-usual there was ax-lot of tension in the f-ax-ily. Looking for sinkers was really a poor ax-ibi for Lixxie.

I wonder if she hid the hatchet in the ax-tic. Do you suppose the maid used Wind-ax cleaner? Poor girl, she didn't have a squeege or a tall enough l-ax-dder to reach those high windows.

Now, if you were to ax-me what I think ax-bout...

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