Well, wouldn'cha know this is one of my favorite cases! I've read several books on her - Pearson, bless his heart, and Radin. Mr. Spiering, he knows what he wrote was corrupted. When he pointed his finger at Lizzie like he did, he had four pointin' back at him.
What's that? No, I didn't know he was in the Upper Room with the angels, God bless him. But he stunk when he was on earth!
Now, now, I'm not gonna answer a bunch of questions on the same old thing - did Lizzie do it, how'd she do it, goin' over the same evidence again and again. I know there's people sittin' around their kitchen table wonderin' the same things.
Lizzie was from a diversified family, and I sure as shootin' know what that is. She was almost a prisoner in that awful old house her dad had her livin' in, bless her heart. Kinda reminds me of livin' in Alaska. Ya kinda go cuckoo after a while livin' like that.
I won't answer what newspapers I've read on the case. I'm danged if I say I read the New York Times, and I'm danged if I say I read the Boston Globe. Right now I'm only interested in headlines: McCain and Palin Win by Landslide!
