
I agree with Franz about Lizzie not being the smart criminal we often credit her with being. Of course, this is why we're still talking about the Borden murders 122 years later...because either she was brilliant or incredibly lucky or incredibly unlucky or a combination of all three. Or really dumb by making up lies when the truth might've served her better. When I'm in my "Lizzie did it" mode, I also think one or more people were complicit in the crime, either by helping her or by not acting against her. Here I mean Bridget, Uncle John and/or Emma. And possibly Dr. Bowen. When I'm in my "Not Lizzie" mode then I think about all the clever moves we credit to her and the dumb ones we also credit to her. Here's what I mean:
• Stealing or otherwise obtaining a murder weapon that wasn't seen before the crime (there's nothing to indicate that Lizzie was a talented thief who toted home countless items without being noticed...it's more like she used shoplifting in lieu of Andrew having a Titanium Mastercard.) We decide she lifted the hatchet not because we have prima facie evidence but because it the easiest way to explain the inexplicable. There is absolutely no evidence to support her stealing a hatchet anywhere at any time.
• Disposing of the murder weapon so that it is never found and/or identified (remember, when we give her credit for throwing it on Crowe's roof we are casually dismissing the guy who claimed it as his...despite the fact it may very well have been his and why would he claim it if it were not?) Again, we discount testimony (albeit unsworn) in lieu of what fits easiest with our theory.
• Working around the presence of Uncle John when it would be so much easier (conceding the murders are premeditated) to do it next Thursday when only Bridget will be in the house. Emma just needs to chill at Fairhaven for another week.
• Or we give her credit for enacting the perfect crime after overhearing an evening discussion between Andrew, Abby and John about something that requires her to kill the very next day. How incredibly clever she is to get everything done leaving no evidence with less than 12 hours to plan! Yes, she may have fantasized these killings for years, but there's a lot of difference between daydreaming and action for any endeavor, and certainly for first degree murder.
• She attempts to buy prussic acid at a pharmacy around the corner...huh? Like how dumb is that? Then she lies about not knowing the pharmacy is there.
• Realizing that Abby had to die first for Emma to inherit (why not arrange for Abby to have an unfortunate accident on the cellar stairs??? Then her beloved Father could live happily ever after with his two doting daughters and no one would be defending a murder charge.)
• Not closing the door to the guest room...no one could claim she should've seen Abby on the floor had the door been closed. If Lizzie were really smart, she would've known that Abby's body would be found once Andrew's was found. So get smart and close the damn door.
• Somehow having no blood splatter on her person whatsoever. There's a difference between no blood splatter whatsoever and being covered with blood. I would expect her to have some blood evidence on her person.
• Some opinion holds that she kept clean by wearing Andrew's coat which was then folded and placed under his head to disguise the blood splatter. Except the coat is not where it needs to be to catch the most amount of blood. Why? Because she cannot bear to place it under his head...when only seconds before she was bashing his brains out onto the sofa and watching his eyeball ooze down his cheek. I'm not sure we can have a hatchet murderer who has the stomach to bludgeon her father beyond recognition but the delicacy to not touch the body (think of her grabbing Abby by the hair and whacking away....)
• She burns the murder dress in front of Emma (probably okay) and Alice. Huh? Huh??? Since when is it smart to destroy evidence in front of the neighbors???
• She makes up a reason to be in the barn...she makes up a note Abby supposedly received. She also denies knowledge of the pharmacy. If not the murders, what is she hiding? Or does she lie because Lizzie is a pathological liar and it appears to be the easiest way to appease law enforcement at that moment in time. If she cannot foresee consequence of making up sh*t, then how can she plan and execute these murders leaving no evidence behind.
• She finds Andrew's body within minutes after he is killed...this helps her in some ways. How did she end up without weapon or blood splatter in less than 10 minutes? I know Possum has attempted this, but there is a huge difference between re-enactment and operating under an unknown time constraint as to when either Bridget or Uncle John will reappear...right after bashing in Daddy's face. So why not busy herself in the kitchen or basement and let Bridget or Uncle John find him. If she had the self-control to wait 90 minutes between Abby and Andrew then she should've been able to wait another 15-20 minutes for someone else to make the discovery....
• She makes no effort to downplay her dislike of Abby when a little less vitriol might have served her well.
• Supposedly she kills Abby first so Emma can inherit, and then Andrew because he denies the family indoor plumbing, electricity and a telephone. But think about this: when Lizzie really wanted a European tour, what happened? She got it. When Lizzie and Emma got their backs up over the Whitehead house, what happened? Andrew gave them a house, too, for $1. And when they were dissatisfied with that, what happened? He bought it back for $5,000. Andrew Borden may have been a skinflint, but when Lizzie wanted something, she got it. So why kill him when her powers of persuasion have been successful in the past?
I'm pretty much in Franz's camp on this one: Lizzie probably wasn't a smart criminal even if she turned out to be a successful one. For sure she would lie, perhaps pathologically so, without considering the logic or consequence of her stories. But the world would be running rampant with murderers if everyone who lies pathologically were also a killer. Somehow the inept confabulation doesn't fit with same person who was clever enough to plan and execute these murders, perhaps with less than 24 hours to plan, while leaving zero physical evidence behind.