Another Mystery Solved by eBay
Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:16 am
In addition to the items I mentioned on another thread, I note that a seller on eBay just may have the solution to how Lizzie could have managed to hack two people to bits and stayed virtually blood-free. This person is selling a "reprint" of Ed McBain/Evan Hunter's book on the case. The title reads:
"Lizzie by Ed McBain (1985) Lizzie Borden Shrink Wrapped."
Aha! She just had herself shrink-wrapped, whacked away merrily, and rinsed herself off. Perfect solution. (I didn't realize the shrink-wrap process existed in 1892.)
Incidentally, I can't imagine that anybody would want to buy a used book that had been wrapped so that it couldn't be examined for defects. This one has bids though.
"Lizzie by Ed McBain (1985) Lizzie Borden Shrink Wrapped."
Aha! She just had herself shrink-wrapped, whacked away merrily, and rinsed herself off. Perfect solution. (I didn't realize the shrink-wrap process existed in 1892.)
Incidentally, I can't imagine that anybody would want to buy a used book that had been wrapped so that it couldn't be examined for defects. This one has bids though.