CRANKIN HANK....
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:38 am
This is so OFF TOPIC, I don't even know if it belongs HERE!!
On another forum page there has been a few request to post Crankin Hank as an avatar. For those not "in the know", Crankin Hank is my two year old jackass. I bought him in Ga. a year ago for $50. I went and picked him up in my pick up truck.
I put Crankin Hank out to pasture with the goats and chickens. Now any country folk out there know that, at times, things can get boring on a farm. I think city folk refer to it as "in a funk". We have to learn to amuse ourselves. So last Nov., Crankin Hank and I decided to run him for Mayor. Problem was, the only town he was eligible for was a small town a mile from the farm. It's called Macedonia. Macedonia has a population of 47 (46 when Justice Cobb spends the winter in L.A. (lower Alabama).
We got the paper work required and put Crankin Hank on the ballot. He was running unopposed until, at the last minute, Buford Hampton decided to run Billy Jack, his Texas Gene Master goat, against Hank. The fight was on. Crankin Hank ran with the campaign slogan, "What's one more jackass in office?"
The race was close but Hank pulled it out... 27-21. (I STILL think Billy Jacks sister, Sophie Mae, voted twice.)
In Feb. it was alleged (ALLEGED) that Crankin Hank had accepted a "kickback", in the form of a 50# sack of oats for a driveway permit. (Keep in mind that this "driveway" led to an outhouse.) Permits must be voted on by the city council (when you can get em sober enough to vote.) Hank and I are determined to fight this damnable lie tooth and hooves. To the Supreme Court if necessary!! Trial date is Oct. 27. So at this time, Crankin Hank is not available for any photo ops. HEE HAW!
On another forum page there has been a few request to post Crankin Hank as an avatar. For those not "in the know", Crankin Hank is my two year old jackass. I bought him in Ga. a year ago for $50. I went and picked him up in my pick up truck.
I put Crankin Hank out to pasture with the goats and chickens. Now any country folk out there know that, at times, things can get boring on a farm. I think city folk refer to it as "in a funk". We have to learn to amuse ourselves. So last Nov., Crankin Hank and I decided to run him for Mayor. Problem was, the only town he was eligible for was a small town a mile from the farm. It's called Macedonia. Macedonia has a population of 47 (46 when Justice Cobb spends the winter in L.A. (lower Alabama).
We got the paper work required and put Crankin Hank on the ballot. He was running unopposed until, at the last minute, Buford Hampton decided to run Billy Jack, his Texas Gene Master goat, against Hank. The fight was on. Crankin Hank ran with the campaign slogan, "What's one more jackass in office?"
The race was close but Hank pulled it out... 27-21. (I STILL think Billy Jacks sister, Sophie Mae, voted twice.)
In Feb. it was alleged (ALLEGED) that Crankin Hank had accepted a "kickback", in the form of a 50# sack of oats for a driveway permit. (Keep in mind that this "driveway" led to an outhouse.) Permits must be voted on by the city council (when you can get em sober enough to vote.) Hank and I are determined to fight this damnable lie tooth and hooves. To the Supreme Court if necessary!! Trial date is Oct. 27. So at this time, Crankin Hank is not available for any photo ops. HEE HAW!
