Joke
Posted: Tue May 04, 2004 11:35 am
Susan sent me this last year, March:
I hope this makes some of you feel a little better about the $$$$ we're
putting into our car's fuel tanks. So you think a gallon of gas is expensive?
Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 ......... $10.32 per gallon
Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 ....... $ 9.52 per gallon
Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 ............. $10.17 per gallon
Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 ......... $10.00 per gallon
Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 ........... $33.60 per gallon
Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 ......... $178.13 per gallon
Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 .......... $123.20 per gallon
Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 ............... $25.42 per gallon
Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 ................. $84.48 per gallon
and this is the REAL KICKER......
Evian water 9 oz for $1.49 ........ $21.19 per gallon.
$21.19 FOR WATER! ....and the buyers don't even know the source. But
then again EVIAN spelled backwards is na?ve. So, the next time you're
at the pump, be glad your car doesn't run on water, Scope, or Whiteout,
or God forbid, PEPTO BISMOL or NYQUIL!!!!
Just a little humor to help
ease the pain of your next trip to the pump...
And you think the price of a gallon of gas is high?
I hope this makes some of you feel a little better about the $$$$ we're
putting into our car's fuel tanks. So you think a gallon of gas is expensive?
Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 ......... $10.32 per gallon
Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 ....... $ 9.52 per gallon
Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 ............. $10.17 per gallon
Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 ......... $10.00 per gallon
Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 ........... $33.60 per gallon
Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 ......... $178.13 per gallon
Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 .......... $123.20 per gallon
Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 ............... $25.42 per gallon
Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 ................. $84.48 per gallon
and this is the REAL KICKER......
Evian water 9 oz for $1.49 ........ $21.19 per gallon.
$21.19 FOR WATER! ....and the buyers don't even know the source. But
then again EVIAN spelled backwards is na?ve. So, the next time you're
at the pump, be glad your car doesn't run on water, Scope, or Whiteout,
or God forbid, PEPTO BISMOL or NYQUIL!!!!
Just a little humor to help
ease the pain of your next trip to the pump...
And you think the price of a gallon of gas is high?