Letters to the president...

[Allen]

Kid's Letters to President Bush
[From a book by Bill Adler]

* Dear Mr. President:
How much money does the president make? Could you please
write and tell me because if it isn't enough money then I
will become a dentist.
--Timoth U., age 7 Jamestown, NY

* When will we have a woman president? I am ready.
--Brooke A, age 10 Peoria, IL

* Do you have any friends in Congress? My mom says your
only friend is the vice-president.
--Richard D., age 8 Greenwich, CT

* Someday I hope there will be a woman president. But not
my sister. She will drive everybody crazy----the Democrats
and Republicans.
--A citizen, Lawrence K., age 8 Atlanta, GA

* What is your favorite book? My mom said it is the Bible
because you have to pray a lot.
--Kimberly W., age 8, Meriden, CT

* Dear President Bush:
Can you help with the weather in Seattle? It rains too much.
My mom said not even the president can do anything about the
weather. I hope she is wrong. We need more sunshine in
Seattle.
--Elizabeth P., age 8 Seattle WA

* What does Congress do all day? My dad told me that
Congress doesn't do anything but make trouble.
--Ralph N., Palm Beach, FL

* What does the vice president do all day? I have asked a
lot of grownups and nobody knows the answer.
--Shannon D., age 8 Bismarck, ND

* I think you won the election because you were a better
speaker even if a lot of people didn't know what you were
talking about.
--Tracey O., age 10 Green Valley, AZ

* My girlfriend Betsy and I would like to get married in the
White House when we get married someday. We will be married
in 20 years.
--Peter N., age 7 Bismarck, ND

* Dear President Bush:
What size shoes do you wear? My grandfather died last month
and he left a lot of shoes and my brother and I would like
to send you and the vice-president a pair of shoes. Do you
like brown shoes or black shoes? We will shine the shoes
before we send them to you.
--Joey P., age 8 Erie, PA

* On TV you didn't answer some questions because you said
the answer was classified. Can I classify my answers? I got
into trouble when I admitted I broke something I shouldn't
have touched. If I could say the answer is classified, I
wouldn't be in trouble.
--Martin J., age 9 Philadelphia, PA

* Dear Mr. President:
My girlfriend Alyssa is a Republican and I am a Democrat.
Someday we may get married. Can a Democrat marry a Republican
and be happy? I am 12 and my girlfriend is 11. We would like
your answer befpre we are 18.
--Ryan C., age 12 Philadelphia, PA

* Someday if we have a woman president we will need more
closets in the White House so the president will have room
for all her clothes. My mom has three closets and my sister
has two closets and my dad and my brother and I have to
share closets.
--Michael P., age 8 San Diego, CA

[doug65oh]

Dear Mr. President:
My girlfriend Alyssa is a Republican and I am a Democrat.
Someday we may get married. Can a Democrat marry a Republican
and be happy? I am 12 and my girlfriend is 11. We would like
your answer befpre we are 18.
--Ryan C., age 12 Philadelphia, PA

That one I think James Carville might be better able to answer.

[Liz Crouthers]

That was cute
I forgot was Laughing at