Oh, yeah! "Sing Along with Mitch". I remember that. The bouncing ball! I loved it. Thanks for nudging my memory, Doug. Thanks for the informative post, Yooper.
Then who did those "Up with People" records?
I got a forward today on a top favorite of mine, Red Skelton. I did read a book about him that said he warmed up some audiences with "blue" jokes, was a womanizer, and drank. I didn't enjoy reading that about him. I think I'd rather have not known - if it is true. His show in the '60s had the whole family gathered to watch. I had tickets to go see him when he was coming to Detroit. I loved him. What a legend, and I wanted my kids to see him, too. He broke his knee and they said he'd be back after it mended but he died. Anyway, if I did this right, here's the forward:
For those of you old enough to remember Red Skelton, I think you will enjoy this e-mail. For those of you not old enough you will see what you missed. Either way, his humor was always clean and he was a great entertainer. A rerun of great one liner's from the man who was known for his clean humor. I hope you get a chuckle or two reading them once more.
RED SKELTON'S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE
1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a Little beverage, good food and companionship She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds..
Hers is in California , and mine is in Texas .
3. I take my wife everywhere....
but she keeps finding her way back.
4... I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary..
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested the kitchen.
5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.
7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, "In the lake."
8.. She got a mud pack, and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.
9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late For the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"
10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.
13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" and I said, "Dust!"
Can't you just hear him say all of these? I love it. Those were the good old days when humor didn't have to start with a four letter word. It was just clean and simple fun.
And he always ended his programs with the words, "God Bless."

(End of forwarded message)